The church’s Sunday service has been rebranded as a “Faith Demo Day,” complete with a slide deck projected above the altar showing projected miracle yield curves and a “runway to Rapture” timeline. Congregants who commit tithes above the six-figure threshold are seated in a roped-off “Series Faith” section with reserved parking.

A spokesperson clarified that the promised 10x blessing return is “directionally accurate, not a guarantee,” and that all seed congregants will receive a laminated term sheet at checkout, “for transparency, and also because the IRS asked.”